#HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASORI!!!

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara walks into Sasori's lab and puts a wrapped box on his desk* Deidara: For you, old man! Happy birthday, hm! Sasori: Brat, if this is another explosive, I swear to God that I'll-- Deidara: Just open it, Danna! *Sasori opens the box and is visibly startled to find a tasteful sweater inside* Sasori: Dei ... *holds the sweater up to himself* This is really nice. Looks like the right size, and definitely my color ... Sasori: *puts the sweater down and lays a hand on Deidara's forehead* Sasori, talking to himself: No fever ... *encloses his fingers around Deidara's wrist and does a count to himself* Pulse seems to be normal ... Deidara, yanking his wrist away: I'm not sick! Geez, can't I just get you a nice gift without you acting like a suspicious asshole about it?! For God's sake, I even made the ultimate sacrifice and spent an entire afternoon with RED EYES helping me pick this out! Sasori: Ah, my apologies ... *pulls Deidara into his arms and strokes his hair* This is so nice. I just, well, I know you, I know what your idea of a gift is, and I'm a little suprised that this isn't something that explodes, that's all. Deidara: Danna, I wouldn't set off something to explode in here. I know how you don't like messes! And maybe you should give me more credit, for getting more mature, hm. I wouldn't -- *a loud boom is heard in the kitchen* Konan, from down the hall: DEIDARA!! This cake you made us all the celebrate Sasori's birthday, it just blew up all over the place!! Nagato: There's frosting all over the windows and the ceiling! Hidan: You fucking asshole, I was taking a bite and it blew my head off! Now the old bastard's gonna charge me to put it back on!! Why the FUCK would you make it chocolate?? You know I can't resist that!! Sasori: Sasori: Did I happen to tell you at some point, how Hidan came in here and messed up some of my important notes on my newest puppets? Deidara: You did. Sasori: And you made that cake in Hidan's favorite flavor, on purpose, so that it would blow up on him? In a place far from the cleanliness of my lab? Deidara: Yep. Sasori: Sasori, "tearing" up and hugging Deidara: So this is what true love feels like ...

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori: Dei, you know what I want for my birthday? More than anything? Deidara: This ass? *starts tugging his shirt over his head* Wish granted, hm! Sasori: No, no. I want me and you to spend the day together. I want to go for a walk and look at all the pretty trees with their changing leaves. I want to stop somewhere to have a picnic, and watch as you eat all the food I once enjoyed. And later I want to cuddle with you in my bed, holding each other as we share our dreams for the future. Deidara: Awww, Danna! That's so sweet, hm! *hugs him* That sounds like the perfect day! Sasori: Good. Deidara: ... okay but AFTER all that you're going to bend me over and wreck me, right? Sasori, sighing: Yes, dear. Deidara: Then lets hurry and get this day started, hm!

[devildanya]

happy birthday sasori

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

By Masashi Kishimoto

[tortaart]

Ummm they

[nyttee]

This is a birthday gift for @pink9610 enjoy your day!! 🎊🎉🥳💛❤️

[t-u-i-t-c]

The Poison Star

+ bonus

[blackwolfmanx4]

Happy Birthday, Sasori! 🎉🎂🎁

[sc3n3-b1tch]

Happy birthday sasori🎈❤️

TW KNIFE

@chocolate-butterfly2468

[denerturee]

Sasodei is real ❤️💛

Happy Birthday Sasori 🦂

[xkaidaxxxx]

Happy Birthday, Naruto!

I love Naruto so much. He's such an angel.

I love his character and the show entirely. Naruto is my comfort character. Something special about him makes me feel okay and safe when my life goes downhill. He is one of the main reasons why I am still pushing forward in my life to achieve my goals, especially during the hard times. When I fall he reminds me to get back up. To always believe in myself.

“FAILING DOESN’T GIVE YOU A REASON TO GIVE UP, AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE.” – NARUTO

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara jumps into Sasori’s lap*

Deidara: Happy birthday, Danna! *hugs him tightly*

Sasori: *smiles* Thank you, Dei. It’s sweet of you to remember.

Deidara: *gets up and runs into the other room, returning quickly with a clumsily wrapped box* For you!

Sasori: You didn’t have to get me anything …

Deidara: Of course I did, hm! The love of my life only gets the very best for his special day!

Sasori: Deidara. My love. YOU are my greatest gift. *kisses him*

Deidara: Oh? Okay, then; I guess I’ll just take back this paint and brush set I got you for your puppets, hm. You know, the one you’ve been hinting about wanting for over a year?

Sasori:

Sasori: *takes the present* Second greatest gift.

Deidara: Which is second? Me or the paints?

Sasori: Let’s not split hairs, dear.

[yowyowyaoi]

*Itachi, Konan and Tobi standing outside of Deidara’s bedroom door*

Konan: Tobi, you’re his partner, right? Get in there and tell him!

Tobi: No way, Konan-chan! Tobi doesn’t want to get blown up! Itachi-san should do it; Senpai already doesn’t like him, so it won’t matter if he gets mad or not …

Itachi: I still don’t see the issue.

Konan: With those eyes, of course you don’t see an issue, Itachi! Fine, I guess this falls on me —

*Konan raises her hand to knock when the door is suddenly pulled open by Deidara, looking annoyed*

Deidara: I have ears, you know. I can hear you guys out here talking. What do you want, hm?!

Konan: It’s … well …

Itachi, bluntly: These two have an issue with your wearing that makeup.

Deidara: Seriously? I thought that our organization was a little more progressive than this, hm! Show me a written law that says that men can’t wear makeup!! You can’t, because one doesn’t exist! I have the right to —

Tobi: Senpai, that’s not the issue. We don’t care that you wear makeup!

Konan: We care that you’re wearing it wrong.

Deidara: … Wrong?

Tobi, taking off his mask and leaning close, in Obito voice: Look at my face. You see how my foundation is blended so well that you can’t hardly tell I have it on? Thats how it’s supposed to look, not all splotchy and erratic like yours.

Konan: And you need a better mascara. Your lashes should be lifted and separated, not all clumpy.

Itachi: Your eyeliner is nearly perfect in application, BUT you should consider switching to a waterproof brand. When you sweat your eyes start to look like raccoon eyes.

Konan: C’mon guys, let’s go to our rooms and get our gear. It’s more than time we gave our youngest member a good tutorial!

*Konan and the two boys run off*

Deidara:

Deidara: … I don’t know whether to be offended or excited, hm …

[renaerys]

I hope y’all are ready to see some absolutely unhinged Sasori and SasoSaku/SasoDei stuff coming at ya this week in honor of Sasori Week 2023!!!

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

[nothanksidontwanttodie]

In honor of deidaras bday I would like to share this doodle